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10 reasons to take a builder to a desert island
If you are going to get stuck on a desert island it is probably best to take a builder along. Here’s why, They can climb just about anything They always have a cellphone handy. They realise most things can be … Continue reading
Posted in By Marcus, just for kicks
Tagged Builders, Desert Island, humour
Best workplace prank ever!
Building sites are tough, dirty places to work and the occasional prank can liven up a dull week. In my first week of work I was asked to fetch a left hand screwdriver. I would like to say that I … Continue reading
Posted in By Marcus, just for kicks
Tagged Builders, house building, humour, pranks, workplace fun
Builderisms
The builderforlife thinks he’s a clever dick. He’s been known to say; There is no crying in building. Six months ago my client had all the money and I had all the experience. Now we’ve swapped. That bricky is all … Continue reading
Posted in By Marcus, just for kicks
Tagged builder, builderisms, house building, humour, workplace fun
One in a million.
Dont try this at home, try this at work!
Posted in By Marcus, just for kicks
Tagged Builders, building construction, house building, humour, Nail gun trick, workplace fun
Run away success!
I can hear my mother saying “You’ll put an eye out with that!” Technorati Token M52NJGXSTAVV
Posted in By Marcus, just for kicks
Tagged builder, building construction, concrete helicopter, house building, housing, humour, workplace fun
Ten signs that your builder is shonky
Danger Danger Will Robinson These are the sure signs your builder is dodgy. Collected from my builder and architect friends on the web. We really have too much time on our hands……… … his favorite saying is ”She’ll be … Continue reading
Posted in By Marcus, just for kicks
Tagged builder, building construction, house building, humour, shonky builders
2011 in reflection
Merry Christmas to our gang of passionate people at buildinginyourblood. It has been an exciting year for us and we have been happy to have you along for the journey. In 2011 we had these milestones; We launched our blog We … Continue reading
Posted in By Marcus, profile piece
Tagged 2011 reflection, architecture, Builders, Christmas wish, dodgy work sites, house building, humour, Steve Jobs
10 Things Only TV Builders Do
Only a builder on television will ever do this Give an upset worker the rest of the day off. Wear a hard hat indoors Wear a tie, except to get divorced. Carry drawings neatly rolled up. Run through an airport … Continue reading
Posted in By Marcus, just for kicks
Tagged Builders, building construction, building humor, Fawlty towers, house building, housing, humour, TV Builders
Ninja saw blade trick
Thought every one was gainfully employed today?
Posted in By Marcus, just for kicks
Tagged Builders, building construction, house building, humour, saw blade throwing, workplace fun
Tape measure tricks
Thought all your men were fruitfilly employed today?
Posted in By Marcus, just for kicks
Tagged Builders, building construction, house building, humour, tape measure tricks, workplace fun
